Court of Personal Accountability
Terms of Filing
Last updated · MMXXVI
By submitting a filing, you agree to the following. The language is ornate; the meaning is plain.
Article I — Culpari is an entertainment product
Culpari is not a court of law, a place of worship, a therapist, or a regulator. The certificate it issues has no legal force. Its purpose is reflective and aesthetic. Nothing on this site constitutes legal, medical, financial, or psychological advice.
Article II — What you may file
You may file a statement about your own conduct only — your own lapses, your own debts of attention, your own pattern. You may not identify, accuse, or describe a third party in a way that would identify them. You may not file on behalf of someone else.
Article III — What you may not file
- Threats of violence or self-harm.
- Sexual content involving minors.
- Slurs targeting protected classes.
- Names, contact details, or addresses of other people.
- Confessions to serious crimes (Culpari is not equipped to receive them and may report content suggesting imminent harm).
Filings that violate these conditions are rejected at submission or removed during review. Reparations on rejected filings are refunded.
Article IV — The reparation
The reparation amount is voluntary and chosen by you. It pays for the production of the certificate, the optional verdict, the optional printed and mailed copy, and the operating costs of the Court. It is not a charitable donation and is not directed to any third party.
Article V — No Refunds
All sales are final. No refunds are issued under any circumstances, except where filings are rejected for violating Article III, in which case the reparation is returned in full. By proceeding to payment, you acknowledge and accept this policy.
Article VI — The Public Record
If you do not select “Keep Private” at filing, your statement may appear in the Public Record after a moderation review. Only the data described in our Privacy Policy is published. You may request removal at any time and we will scrub the public-facing entry within seven days.
Article VII — Verdict text
When the “Verdict from the Bench” option is purchased, the verdict is generated by a third-party language model. It is short, formal, and intentionally dry. It is not advice, not prophecy, and not a therapeutic intervention. Culpari does not guarantee its tone, accuracy, or insight.
Article VIII — Limits of liability
To the maximum extent permitted by law, Culpari's liability for any claim arising out of your use of this service is limited to the amount of your reparation. The service is provided “as is.” If your jurisdiction does not allow such limitations, the limitation applies to the greatest extent it is permitted.
Article IX — Changes to these terms
We may update these terms. Material changes will be posted to this page with a new “Last updated” date. Continued use after a change constitutes acceptance.
Article X — Contact
For questions, removal requests, or refund requests, write to tribunal@culpari.com.